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maeve66 ([personal profile] maeve66) wrote2005-08-24 03:57 pm

Hallelujah, Hosanna, Glory!

Despite my atheism, it's DAMN hard to celebrate true joyfulness with other exclamations:


I have a new JOB!

The story is actually even stranger than the one I told in the last entry, about teaching second grade bilingual. Literally as I was driving down the freeway to my pro-forma (apparently it was a mostly foregone conclusion that they wanted to hire me) interview in this new district, my cell phone rang. Like an idiot, I fumbled in my shoulder bag to answer it. It was the principal of the school where I'd actually interviewed -- the middle school that had wanted to hire me, except for the fucking credential issues. But she was very excited and tense on the phone, asking whether I'd signed anything yet with the elementary school. I said no. She said that it was "all fair", then, and that she'd talked with the district's credentialling person and they thought that this middle school could hire me into a new fulltime position teaching FRENCH. She said they wouldn't know until Wednesday evening, but in fact, after my interview with the elementary school, where it was clear they were desperate and ready to take a chance on someone who'd never taught those whom [livejournal.com profile] raptis calls "tiddlers" before, I had three different messages to call Personnel, where the woman I reached told me she would have a contract typed up by 8 AM this morning, as long as I had some proof that I am pursuing a French credential.

Oh, my fucking christ. I haven't talked about it much in this journal, because most of my seething frustration in this area dates back to being forced to stop getting a single subject French credential in 2001, because Oakland eviscerated the electives program for middle schools. I had taught French 1999-2000, and it was insanely fun. It wasn't much like work, really, as far as I could tell. I loved making curriculum, I loved speaking French all day, I loved getting students turned on to language and watching them fall for French, in particular.

Anyway, once Oakland scrapped electives (drama, art, music, language, and anything else that might once have been taught -- Lowell had rooms that had clearly been intended as home ec and cooking classes), I felt like there were so few job opportunities in foreign language that I might as well accede to the District's demand that I get a multiple subject credential, so I'd be qualified to teach Language Arts/Social Science Core -- HA! given recent events. Not that I didn't worry about that, even back then.

Now... I didn't even APPLY for this job, and it's the job above all others that I would have wanted, had I known it existed and was possible.

So I signed a contract this morning, filled out reams of paperwork, and went to the middle school to look at my classroom. Strangely, for me, this is one of the most important things -- I'll make any classroom I work in beautiful somehow, because I cannot bear to work in ugliness -- but THIS classroom is already gorgeous, even almost empty! The whole back wall is windows, with a long curtain that can be pulled across like an auditorium. The desks are the two-people-at-a-desk-with-undershelf affairs, and those are the ones that I would request if it were in my power to do so, which it never is. The dimensions are good. There are two filing cabinets. It's a blank palette on which I can now begin to work. I can't use most of what I used to have up, though I do have some stuff left from the last time I got to teach French. But I'll accumulate things this year, oh, yes, I will. The first thing I am going to do is get rid of that fucking American flag and put up a French one, a Quebecois one, and a Haitian one. If I can get them. I think I have the first two? I'll have to look. [livejournal.com profile] kola and [livejournal.com profile] celesteh and [livejournal.com profile] nana_b, expect pleading for French realia on a regular basis. Used Carte Oranges, bus tickets, museum entry tickets, advertising posters, ANYTHING!

God, I'm so glad to have a teaching job. I start -- with students -- Monday.

!!

[identity profile] mudpriestess.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I would use a lot more exclamation points than that, but more than three and it stops looking like punctuation, and three is a band. This is so, so fantastic. I am so happy for you!

Re: !!

[identity profile] maeve66.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I already feel that I am practically writing in exclamation points, which is not my normal wont at all. But I'm kind of fizzing inside -- also, my shoulders suddenly ache, and I think it's because they're actually NOT tense, for the first time in ages. Either that or I'm anticipating the first day with some amount of blind terror. But I don't think I am, which is AMAZING. Do you know how incredible it will be to drive to work not hating every second of it and not dreading the end of the commute because I hate my workplace so very, very, very much?

Have you written an entry yet? And I know I owe you an e-mail. A long, juicy one, except there's not so much juice, really, at the moment. Still.

[identity profile] anaparenna.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh hooray! Congrats!

[identity profile] maeve66.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you -- I've kind of avoided reading your teaching stuff for a while now because it was so FUCKING depressing being at the school I was at and in the district I was in; this feels like the most amazing reprieve and unbelievable, unexpected happy ending. And now I'll be able to read your stuff and think about teaching methodology and all this stuff I actually fucking love to consider and analyze and experiment with. Ahhhh.

[identity profile] amarama.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Score!!! Yay! This RULES! Congrats, congrats, congrats!

[identity profile] maeve66.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
YES!!! Have you already gone to the Landfill today? Because I am EXACTLY in that place where I need to repair my own relationship with it, too. I've neglected that friendship and need to make amends. Plus, the fennel will just relax the hell out of me. If not today, then soon? I'd rather go more often than less. Oh, and by the way: I wore that Alameda outfit to the interview that caused all this goodness. I'm just sayin'. And I bought myself a "small bag" style boxy little purse today in celebration of signing a contract. It's cute. Fuck knows if I'll make an opportunity to use it. But maybe.

[identity profile] amarama.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
I went today. Let's go tomorrow. I can pick you up at 8:30am. Whaddya say?

[identity profile] amarama.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, I need propane. 9 am? I pick you up. We go to landfill.

[identity profile] maeve66.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
AAARRRGHHH! My life is going to be like this for the rest of the (school) year, I know it is. I have meetings all day tomorrow and Friday, and/or, dismiss-you-to-your-classroom to fix it up time, so I will be down there from early-early to late afternoon. You can't do it late in the afternoon? That's always when I wanted to go, anyway, in the past, because that's when I needed to slough stress.

It's funny to go from utter (and mostly highly enjoyable sloth) to hyperactivity of the employed variety. Especially since I am teaching an online college history course at the same time, which began today. When it rains it pours, and all that.

[identity profile] amarama.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! Fortunately, I am insanely flexible! I have to pick up [livejournal.com profile] lovelikeyeast at the airport tomorrow night and I don't know how much of a maniac I will be about her impending arrival, but call my mobile when you're done and check in and let's see if we can make it happen.

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Felicitations! What wonderful news! :-)

[identity profile] oblomova.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well ain't that a kick in the head, in the best possible sense of that phrase?

V. pleased, as Bridget Jones might say!

[identity profile] paranoid-monkey.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
awesome!!

i find it ironic that i am actually french, and cannot be relied upon for french realia. well, ironic and vaguely tragic, but that's for my own reasons. it kicks ass that you get to teach french! it's awesome to see that someone is so keen to teach it, as well --

why a haitian flag? well, i mean, obviously you mean francophonic countries -- is french the only language of haiti? (i was just thinking about other former french colonies, like senegal and ivory coast and tunisia/algeria and so forth, but realized that perhaps haitians mostly speak french, while the other countries mentioned mostly speak their native languages)

oo the swiss and the belgians speak french! and monaco! eek, sorry, now i'm just thinking about flags of french-speaking countries.

congrats again!

[identity profile] maeve66.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't get me started on Francophone countries -- I bought a bunch of Barbie dolls (stop yer groaning) last time and made them all Francophone -- there was Sophie Lille, from Haiti; Anika and Isabel Makumbe, from Senegal, Gilles and Stéphan Something-I-Can't-Remember, from the Côte d'Ivoire (I think), Claire Arsenault from Québec, Mei Nguyen from Vietnam, and Laurent Martineau from Paris. Then I drew them and made them into paper dolls, and had the students use them all year long to practice dialogues and scenes and so forth. I'll use them this year, I bet.

Haitian and Quebecois just 'cuz they're, like, the equivalent of Canadian and Mexican flags, here in North America; kids are more likely to meet Francophones from there than elsewhere, and it's important that they know this language is used right close to us.

Anyway, I'm happy. I love teaching this stuff. I also think it's terribly important that kids at some point get a language teacher who isn't a native speaker, just to give them proof that it's possible to get good at it.

[identity profile] paranoid-monkey.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
ooo, that makes sense about quebec and haiti. i hadn't thought of that

and you're right, i think (i mean about not always having a native speaker). (obviously i'm referring to native speakers who speak excellent french, which i have it on good authority you do ;-) it's good also in terms of understanding how to teach children the language in question - to natives things seem obvious that don't to non-natives. like, i could see a french native speaker having a lot of trouble explaining l'imparfait - i had a latin teacher once who had a /lot/ of trouble explaining it, even though he obviously understood it himself.

[identity profile] hoyvenmayven.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Magnifique! <-- that's pretty much all the French I know. :-)

Congratulations! What a wonderful thing!

[identity profile] maeve66.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
You and me both; I very much hoped that your good job luck would rub off. I bet my desk isn't as nice as yours, either. But yeah, in general, this IS sweet.

goddamn!

[identity profile] kola.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
congrats! I'm so very happy for you!

And I will gladly send you french things while in Paris. Um. I dunno what french things yet. But something. Current popular music, maybe? Cute little books? Used Metro passes? Yay!

[identity profile] susanstinson.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yay.

[identity profile] microbie.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Adding my congratulations to the others! Wonderful news.

mots d'heures, gousses rames

[identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
congrabulations!

Re: mots d'heures, gousses rames

[identity profile] maeve66.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
There is an entire version of Humpty Dumpty that I heard recited in a bar once that began: "Un petit d'un petit, a degrées de folles..." or something similar. And the best French professor I had at Northwestern (himself the best sort of example of a non-native speaker who had by dint of sheer will made himself awesomely fluent, and him with a Pittsburgh accent) used to challenge us to create sentences that worked grammatically but sounded like English with a heavy (an 'eavy) French accent.

[identity profile] paranoid-monkey.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
ooo, on a side note, my great-grandfather victor (who grew up in the middle of nowhere, auvergne, fiiiiilled with catholics) was a total atheist who among other things (he was an interesting person) used to say things like "nom de dieu!" and "mon dieu! [pause] qui n'existe pas!" and then giggle a lot. well, according to my mom.

[identity profile] maeve66.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely. Like in Québec, the best cursing is all the accoutrements of the Catholic church. I was shocked at how satisfying it was to let rip a good "Sacrément, Tabarnacle, Osti!" Or any of the three, really.

[identity profile] star-tourmaline.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's wonderful - am so pleased x

[identity profile] inkisgirl.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
WOO!! i didn't know you spoke french!!

HUGS and all good things!!
J
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[personal profile] coughingbear 2005-08-25 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
What brilliant news, I'm so pleased for you!

[identity profile] arasay.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Super-greatness, and yay for you!

[identity profile] slit.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hurray!

[identity profile] ericaceous.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray! I'm so glad thing worked out.

[identity profile] qthebrave.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god, this is great news! granted, i'm having an emotional day for other reasons, but i got teary when i read it. Good for you! Good! Bon!

[identity profile] utopian-camorra.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well Done! Huzzah! Good for you!

I hated my high school french teacher, but I do really like the French language. And for random geneaology, I've got both French-speaking Germans and German-speaking French in my ancestry. All that's neither here nor there, but again,

CONGRATS!

[identity profile] mahogany.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Outstanding news! It's awesome how sometimes the best news comes when we're right down to the wire.

[identity profile] capn-teem.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY! I am so happy for you!

Yay!

[identity profile] annathebean.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations! (Also, I don't consider my congratulations to be belated, since I congratulated you on the phone before you even signed the paperwork. Right? I miss you.)

[identity profile] mistersmearcase.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy cow, and mazel tov!
Puis-je rentrer a l'ecole "middle" pour etudier francais chez toi?

[identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
yay!

[identity profile] scheherazade.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Fantastic news! Congrats!

You know, this island (Guernsey) is very proud of its French roots. If you would be interested, I could put together a pack of (hopefully) interesting bits'n'bobs and send them to you?

XX

sacre veinare

[identity profile] raptis.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey Maeve, delightful news. I go away for a few days and you do THIS! I'll call you later so you can tell me all about your beautiful class room. Excuse the shamelessly googled (and probably wrong) colloquialism.

[identity profile] bikenerd.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so happy for you! There'll be lots to talk about in terms of Haiti this fall too. What with the election and all.