Day 361: If I won the lottery...
Nov. 20th, 2012 03:10 pmI used to play this game with my mom, when we'd missed the 203 Ridge bus and were walking downtown, sometimes in the rain, like today. Back then, the unimaginable lottery sum was $1,000,000. Now it's more like $85,000,000.
So, take the taxes off and that's what, $56 million? Well, I would put a sizable chunk, say $10 million, into some kind of an income producing fund for Solidarity, my socialist group. That would be interesting, to see what our group would do if it had enough funds for organizers.
Then I would take two-thirds of the remainder and find a smart tax lawyer to do the same for me. How much income would 21 million produce in a year? After googling, let's say it produces (after taxes) $300,000 per year. That would be extremely relaxing. And no, I would not work a job. I am almost never bored, and I would be prolonging my life without the stress of working, I swear to god.
That leaves another $15 million. I would pay off my sister's mortgage and establish college accounts for my nieces. I would buy a nice craftsman house, possibly in Rockridge, possibly in the Upper Dimond district. I would put in a saltwater pool, with whatever pool service that requires. I think I would also buy (this is fantasy, and there are still several million left) a nice craftsman for my father and stepmother, so they could live in Lake Geneva AND out here. I might buy their Evanston house, too, which they're trying to sell -- so they wouldn't have to, and could be in Evanston when they wanted. I guess I'd buy a car -- my sentimental favorite would be a Subaru Outback station wagon, maybe forest green instead of dark red. I don't really have a ton of other material objects I'd like to own.
With the rest of the money I think I would travel. I'd go to England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Norway, Sweden, Holland, France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece, North Africa, Egypt, possibly Iran, Pakistan, India, Australia, maybe Japan, Argentina, Brazil, and Mexico.
So, take the taxes off and that's what, $56 million? Well, I would put a sizable chunk, say $10 million, into some kind of an income producing fund for Solidarity, my socialist group. That would be interesting, to see what our group would do if it had enough funds for organizers.
Then I would take two-thirds of the remainder and find a smart tax lawyer to do the same for me. How much income would 21 million produce in a year? After googling, let's say it produces (after taxes) $300,000 per year. That would be extremely relaxing. And no, I would not work a job. I am almost never bored, and I would be prolonging my life without the stress of working, I swear to god.
That leaves another $15 million. I would pay off my sister's mortgage and establish college accounts for my nieces. I would buy a nice craftsman house, possibly in Rockridge, possibly in the Upper Dimond district. I would put in a saltwater pool, with whatever pool service that requires. I think I would also buy (this is fantasy, and there are still several million left) a nice craftsman for my father and stepmother, so they could live in Lake Geneva AND out here. I might buy their Evanston house, too, which they're trying to sell -- so they wouldn't have to, and could be in Evanston when they wanted. I guess I'd buy a car -- my sentimental favorite would be a Subaru Outback station wagon, maybe forest green instead of dark red. I don't really have a ton of other material objects I'd like to own.
With the rest of the money I think I would travel. I'd go to England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Norway, Sweden, Holland, France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece, North Africa, Egypt, possibly Iran, Pakistan, India, Australia, maybe Japan, Argentina, Brazil, and Mexico.